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Cristin Burton is a comedy writer and performer in New York City. She is a member of the improv team Business Cat, and contributing writer for the UCB Comedy Magazine.



On the set of T-Bone: Instructor. A web series written by me. Coming soon.

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I went to a fancy party for work. I got into a fight in the photo booth. It was immediately projected onto the wall at the cocktail reception!

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This is a sketch I wrote. Directed by Andy Bustillos. Starring Glenn Boozan, Elizabeth Stamp, Matt Cutler, and me.

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This is me as a party horse.

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I’ll be in this show, doing something weird.

coolsongz4teengirlz:

SATURDAY 2/11 @ MIDNIGHT:COOL SHOW 4 TEEN GIRLZ DOES VALENTINE’S DAY!
The best 90’s pop culture comedy show in NYC picked up some new Aeropostale cord turtlenecks and a VHS copy of Love Potion #9 for lovliest weekend of all. Come heavy-pet with us.

FEATURING:
CRISTIN BURTON (Business Cat)MATT LITTLE (Thank You, Robot)JOHN MILHISER (Serious Lunch)NATASHA ROTHWELL (Hodapp & Rothwell)MIKE SCOLLINS (Onassis)RILEY SOLONER (The Chris Gethard Show)ABRA TABAK (UCB TourCo.)
& EVEN MORE!
Hosted as always by DAN CHAMBERLAIN & JASON FLOWERS

That’s tomorrow at Midnight, UCBTheatre. RESERVE.

I’ll be in this show, doing something weird.

coolsongz4teengirlz:

SATURDAY 2/11 @ MIDNIGHT:
COOL SHOW 4 TEEN GIRLZ DOES VALENTINE’S DAY!

The best 90’s pop culture comedy show in NYC picked up some new Aeropostale cord turtlenecks and a VHS copy of Love Potion #9 for lovliest weekend of all. Come heavy-pet with us.

FEATURING:

CRISTIN BURTON (Business Cat)
MATT LITTLE (Thank You, Robot)
JOHN MILHISER (Serious Lunch)
NATASHA ROTHWELL (Hodapp & Rothwell)
MIKE SCOLLINS (Onassis)
RILEY SOLONER (The Chris Gethard Show)
ABRA TABAK (UCB TourCo.)

& EVEN MORE!

Hosted as always by DAN CHAMBERLAIN & JASON FLOWERS

That’s tomorrow at Midnight, UCBTheatre. RESERVE.

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Business Cat hype video for indie cage match. 

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I am thankful for. . my ass. I fell down some stairs on thanksgiving night, so it was an accident that I have two assposts in a row.

I am thankful for. . my ass. I fell down some stairs on thanksgiving night, so it was an accident that I have two assposts in a row.

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wobble it

from the wobble app.

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Whitney Cummings. Just because you are fucking stupid enough to put diesel fuel in a car doesn’t mean all women are. 

I have been trying so hard not to go on a rant about this woman. I have been wanting to punch this woman in the nuts she thinks she has since I saw her special, even before the billboards/sitcom happened. But since someone wrote a decent article, and I finally blew my load and left a rant-ish comment. Here’s the article.   

Here’s my crazy person angry comment:

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September’s Relapse. Total fun.

Thanks to John Frusciante, Fambly, Mr. Crime, Justin Shanes, and of course Breuckelen Distilling!

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